Starbucks.

“Large, dark coffee please.”
“Oh, you mean venti?”
“What’s this, Italy?”
Starbucks is not for me.

I gave a try and ordered chai,
And luckily did not die.
Espresso’s weak, I will not lie;
Hot chocolates: do not buy.

Frapps aren’t bad, and I want more
Of blended creamed sugar.
My gaining weight can be ignored
‘Cuz i can walk through door.

Every corner, every day,
Love or hate them, that’s OK,
They know we’ll go in anyway.
And I’d like a medium soy latte.

Starbucks.//.10.19.10.//.Carma C.

For the record, I'm not actually a big Starbucks fan. I'm a Blenz girl who sometimes has no choice but to drink Starbucks because they're EVERYWHERE! This was a writing prompt by Google Trends.